I drank TV while watching coffee...
I washed mobile while talking on my shirt..
- U must b a good runner bcoz ur r running in my mind,
U must b a good thief u have stolen my heart,
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Heaven is when U have a German car, American salary, Chinese food & Pakistani wife. Hell is when car is Chinese, food is German, wife is American and salary Pakistani.!!! . |
Have a horrible day without water in ur bathroom, while soap in ur eyes. Oh!sorry, dis msg is not 4 u. Its only 4 those who take bath everyday... |
| Wo mud mud k Hame dekh rhe the, aur hum unhe.. Wo mud mud k hame dekh rhe the, aur hum unhe.. Kyoki exam me na unhe kuch ata tha aur na hame... |
Top 3 college rules:1. be quiet in the class coz others are sleeping. 2.Dont forget to carry books it works as pillow. 3.keep the campus clean,so be absent. |
No Visits No Calls No SMS No Missed Calls I'm worried kya hoa zoo walon ne dobara pakar liya kya? |
Jo kuch hy DIL main bus bol do Aj apne dil k derwazy mere liye khol do, Jo kuch hy DIL main bus bol do, Agar Hamara SMS achi nahin hay to ap ko qasam hy . . Isi waqt apna mobile toor do |
Positive-thinking poem: Little bird in the sky Droping shit into ur eye U don’t worry u don’t cry, U just thank God that, Cows do not fly Always b positive |
1 SMS ki qeemat tum kia jano kanjus babu? 1 SMS ki qeemat tum kia jano kanjus babu? sb SMS k sir ka taj hota hay mera 1 sms, sub k Mob ki shan hota hay mera 1SMS, Hr kisi k inbox ka khuwab hota hay mera 1 SMS… |
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