Heaven is when U have a German car,
American salary,
Chinese food & Pakistani wife.
Hell is when car is Chinese,
food is German,
wife is American and salary Pakistani.!!!
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Have a horrible day
without water in ur bathroom,
while soap in ur eyes.
Oh!sorry, dis msg is not 4 u.
Its only 4 those who take bath everyday...
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Wo mud mud k Hame dekh rhe the,
aur hum unhe..
Wo mud mud k hame dekh rhe the,
aur hum unhe..
Kyoki exam me na unhe kuch ata tha
aur na hame...
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Top 3 college rules:1. be quiet in the class
coz others are sleeping.
2.Dont forget to carry books it works as pillow.
3.keep the campus clean,so be absent.
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No Visits
No Calls
No SMS
No Missed Calls
I'm worried kya hoa zoo walon ne dobara pakar liya kya?
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Jo kuch hy DIL main bus bol do
Aj apne dil k derwazy mere liye khol do,
Jo kuch hy DIL main bus bol do,
Agar Hamara SMS achi nahin hay to ap ko qasam hy
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Isi waqt apna mobile toor do
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Positive-thinking poem:
Little bird in the sky
Droping shit into ur eye
U don’t worry u don’t cry,
U just thank God that,
Cows do not fly
Always b positive
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1 SMS ki qeemat tum kia jano kanjus babu?
1 SMS ki qeemat tum kia jano kanjus babu?
sb SMS k sir ka taj hota hay mera 1 sms,
sub k Mob ki shan hota hay mera 1SMS,
Hr kisi k inbox ka khuwab hota hay mera 1 SMS…
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