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Mix Sms Jokes Collection
Heaven is when U have a German car,
American salary,
Chinese food & Pakistani wife.
Hell is when car is Chinese,
food is German,
wife is American and salary Pakistani.!!!
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Have a horrible day
without water in ur bathroom,
while soap in ur eyes.
Oh!sorry, dis msg is not 4 u.
Its only 4 those who take bath everyday...
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Wo mud mud k Hame dekh rhe the,
aur hum unhe..
Wo mud mud k hame dekh rhe the,
aur hum unhe..
Kyoki exam me na unhe kuch ata tha
aur na hame...
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Top 3 college rules:1. be quiet in the class
coz others are sleeping.
2.Dont forget to carry books it works as pillow.
3.keep the campus clean,so be absent.
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No Visits
No Calls
No SMS
No Missed Calls
I'm worried kya hoa zoo walon ne dobara pakar liya kya?
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