I drank TV while watching coffee...
I washed mobile while talking on my shirt..

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  • U must b a good runner bcoz ur r running in my mind,
    U must b a good thief u have stolen my heart,
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Aap kya jano hum kitna aap ko yad karte hai

Mano ya na mano, har pal faryad karte hai,

Roz khat likhte hai CARTOON NTWK ko,

Aur bas aaphiko dekhane ki mang kiya karte hai.

Kashmir ki vadiyon mein, barfili hawaon mein, jheel ke kinare baithe Ranjhe ko Heer ne kaha,
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Moya sweater pa le thand lag jaugi vadda Salman banya firda!!!:
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WHAT WILL YOU CALL A WOMAN WITH HALF A BRAIN?

"GIFTED"



Air hostess pathan se
Air hostess pathan se:
Sir aap kia lena pasand karainge?
Pathan: Mere lea TAWEEZ wali chai lao.
Airhostess:Sir woh taweez nahi TEA BAG hai ….



Hum to aap ko roz sms kartay hain

Ghum me bhi maza aata he,
Gharibon k ghar bhi khuda ata hai,

Hum to aap ko roz sms kartay hain,
ek aap ka sms jo worldcup ki tarah her 4 sal bad ata hai


Rs.500 for each money-saving idea

Company offered Rs.500 for
each money-saving idea
submitted by it’s employees.

First prize went to the employee
who suggested the award
be cut to Rs.250


Saas and bahu arguements

Saas:khude ne tujhe 2 ankhain di hain
tu chawal se pathar nahi nikal sakti?

Bahu:Khuda ne aapko 32 dant diye hain,
2-4 pathar nahin chaba saktien?


Umer Qaid Ki Saza Di Jaati hai

I” M” A PoLice Officer..
&
U r Under arrest Because
U r So Cute and
Being So Cute Is a Crime.

Is Liye aap Ko DIL mein
Umer Qaid Ki Saza Di Jaati hai..

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