I drank TV while watching coffee...
I washed mobile while talking on my shirt..
- U must b a good runner bcoz ur r running in my mind,
U must b a good thief u have stolen my heart,
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Sardar & sardarni in Bus: Sardarni: Suno ji, peechay wala mere blouse mai hath dal raha hai Sardar: Tu chinta mat kar osay kia pata ke Betwa mere pas hai |
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Shazada Saleem: Hamara Amma Abba hm se itna piyar krte thy hamare sonay taq
hamare pas baithe rehte or hm phir b na sotay Wazeer: Isi lia to ap iklota reh gaye |
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Ik Admi chupke se Jahanum se nikal ker jannat mai chala gaya Frishta na paker ker khoob mara Admi utha aur bola Tuhade ina harkatan to koi jannat wich nai anda |
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Ek Morghi ne 3 Anday Deye or Dua mangi bacha naik nikla Kuch dino ka bad bacha nikla No1. Bacha Namaz Perhta huwa Nikla No2. Bacha Tasbi parhta huwa Nikla No3. Anday say bacha na nikla to Murghi pareshan ho gai phir anday sa awaz aye Ammi jan mai Aetekaf me betha ho pareshan na hon |
Devdas ka baap ne kaha GHAR CHOOR DO Maa ne kaha PAROO ko CHOOR DO PAROO ne kaha DAROO pena CHOOR DO AAP ko kis ne kaha SMS karna CHOOR DO? . |
SMS ki umeed laga rakhi hai, Nazar mobile pai tika rakhi hai, Battery bhi full charge ker k rakhi hai, per SMS aenge kesay? Dosti KANJUSON say ko bana rakhi hai. . |
Mujhey bhi aisay hi mila tha :p . . . . . . . . . . . Qasam say mujhay bhi esay he mila tha . |
Daur-e-Zardari hai Ab Full corruption ki bari hai, Q k ab daur-e-zardari hai, Ab lootna maal sarkari hai, Ab aap ki izzat aapki apni zimmadari hai, Ab photi Qismat hamari hai, |
Pathan ko dost ne khanay pe bulaya Pathan ko dost ne khanay pe bulaya pathan jub aya to ghar pe tala laga tha or likha tha bewaqoof banay tumko, Pathan ne Hoshiyari dikhai or niche likh dia, |
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