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Sardar & sardarni in Bus: Sardarni: Suno ji, peechay wala mere blouse mai hath dal raha hai
Sardar: Tu chinta mat kar osay kia pata ke Betwa mere pas hai

Shazada Saleem: Hamara Amma Abba hm se itna piyar krte thy hamare sonay taq hamare pas baithe rehte or hm phir b na sotay
Wazeer: Isi lia to ap iklota reh gaye

Ik Admi chupke se Jahanum se nikal ker jannat mai chala gaya
Frishta na paker ker khoob mara
Admi utha aur bola
Tuhade ina harkatan to koi jannat wich nai anda

Ek Morghi ne 3 Anday Deye or Dua mangi bacha naik nikla
Kuch dino ka bad bacha nikla
No1. Bacha Namaz Perhta huwa Nikla
No2. Bacha Tasbi parhta huwa Nikla
No3. Anday say bacha na nikla to Murghi pareshan ho gai
phir anday sa awaz aye Ammi jan mai Aetekaf me betha ho pareshan na hon

Devdas ka baap ne kaha GHAR CHOOR DO

Maa ne kaha PAROO ko CHOOR DO

PAROO ne kaha DAROO pena CHOOR DO

AAP ko kis ne kaha SMS karna CHOOR DO?
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SMS ki umeed laga rakhi hai,
Nazar mobile pai tika rakhi hai,
Battery bhi full charge ker k rakhi hai,
per SMS aenge kesay?
Dosti KANJUSON say ko bana rakhi hai.

Mujhey bhi aisay hi mila tha :p .
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Qasam say mujhay bhi esay he mila tha .

Daur-e-Zardari hai Ab Full corruption ki bari hai,
Q k ab daur-e-zardari hai,

Ab lootna maal sarkari hai,
Q k ab daur-e-zardari hai,

Ab aap ki izzat aapki apni zimmadari hai,
Q k izzat ka shikari Asif Ali zardari hai,

Ab photi Qismat hamari hai,
Q k ab nawaz sharif ka bhai Asif Ali zardari hai,

Pathan ko dost ne khanay pe bulaya

Pathan ko dost ne khanay pe bulaya
pathan jub aya to ghar pe tala laga tha
or likha tha bewaqoof banay tumko,

Pathan ne Hoshiyari dikhai or niche likh dia,
“Hum tu aaya hi nahin tha”