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Mix SMS Jokes
Sardar & sardarni in Bus:
Sardarni: Suno ji, peechay wala mere blouse mai hath dal raha hai
Sardar: Tu chinta mat kar osay kia pata ke Betwa mere pas hai
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Shazada Saleem: Hamara Amma Abba hm se itna piyar krte thy hamare sonay taq
hamare pas baithe rehte or hm phir b na sotay
Wazeer: Isi lia to ap iklota reh gaye
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Ik Admi chupke se Jahanum se nikal ker jannat mai chala gaya
Frishta na paker ker khoob mara
Admi utha aur bola
Tuhade ina harkatan to koi jannat wich nai anda
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Ek Morghi ne 3 Anday Deye or Dua mangi bacha naik nikla
Kuch dino ka bad bacha nikla
No1. Bacha Namaz Perhta huwa Nikla
No2. Bacha Tasbi parhta huwa Nikla
No3. Anday say bacha na nikla to Murghi pareshan ho gai
phir anday sa awaz aye Ammi jan mai Aetekaf me betha ho pareshan na hon
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Devdas ka baap ne kaha GHAR CHOOR DO
Maa ne kaha PAROO ko CHOOR DO
PAROO ne kaha DAROO pena CHOOR DO
AAP ko kis ne kaha SMS karna CHOOR DO?
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