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  • U must b a good runner bcoz ur r running in my mind,
    U must b a good thief u have stolen my heart,
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  • Lastnite i was thinking of u..1 tear rolled out 4rm my eyez..i asked, why u r out?tear said,there is some1 so special in ur eyez now there is no place 4 me.

  • Someone told me that my life will be beautiful,and now i kno that he was tru becoz U R BEAUTIFUL

  • one day he asked me how much u loves me...so i said stars are infinte

  • Our love is like a rainbow That’s created by the rain. It’s big and bright And always glows and never seems to drain

  • WHEN GOD WAS DEVIDING HIS ALL BLESINGS...I REQUESTED FOR UR LOVE FROM MY GOD....

  • o eagle u can bite my whole body...u can taste my body from any place...but i request 2 you dont bite my eyes..bcoz my eyes has hope 2 meet my love....

  • If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it was, and always will be yours. If it never returns, it was never yours to begin with.

  • Our true identity is to love without fear and insecurity. Our higher potential finds us when we set our course in that direction. The power of love and compassion transforms insecurity.

  • The lovely love Theorem - To Love some 1 is madness,2b loved by someone is a Gift,loving some1 who loves u is a duty,but being loved by some1 whom u luv is LIFE.

  • hearts change,i know they do... but this heart will always belong to u...hearts hurt, i know they do... but this heart hurts more without you.....

  • As you continue to send out love, the energy returns to you in a regenerating spiral... As love accumulates, it keeps your system in balance and harmony. Love is the tool, and more love is the end...

  • Doctor's prescription 4 u. A cute little smile 4 breakfast. More laughs 4 lunch. Lots of happiness for dinner. Doctor's fee? An sms when u r free.

  • An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if doctor is cute, forget the fruit.

  • u r genius, ur mind is a master piece.It is divided into left and right.In the left part nothing is right and in right part nothing is left.

  • May God increase ur happiness like prices of petrol, and decrease sorrows like clothes of Bipasha Basu.

  • I m going to give fresh flowers 4 u and 4 ur loving thoughts and prayers to make u lighter and brighter.

  • Bathtime fun

    A man worked hard all day digging the garden and felt very stiff and sore. His wife fluttered about him, pleased with the amount of work he had done and anxious to get him to do some more.

    "Have a nice soak in the bath and I'll bring you a drink," she suggested smiling.

    "Good idea," says the husband looking forward to being waited on.

    He's in the bath when she comes in with a nice glass of Scotch which he accepts happily.

    "If there's anything else you'd like just call," says the wife as she leaves the bathroom.

    When she got halfway along the landing the husband relaxes completely and lets off an enormous long fart in the bath.

    A few minutes later, despite it being a very warm Summer's evening, the wife comes in with a fluffy bed warmer

    "What the heck is that for?" asks the husband snappily.

    "Oh Darling," says the wife, flustered, "I thought I heard you say, "Whataboutahottawaterbottle."

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