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    U must b a good thief u have stolen my heart,
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  • Lastnite i was thinking of u..1 tear rolled out 4rm my eyez..i asked, why u r out?tear said,there is some1 so special in ur eyez now there is no place 4 me.

  • Someone told me that my life will be beautiful,and now i kno that he was tru becoz U R BEAUTIFUL

  • one day he asked me how much u loves me...so i said stars are infinte

  • Our love is like a rainbow That’s created by the rain. It’s big and bright And always glows and never seems to drain

  • WHEN GOD WAS DEVIDING HIS ALL BLESINGS...I REQUESTED FOR UR LOVE FROM MY GOD....

  • o eagle u can bite my whole body...u can taste my body from any place...but i request 2 you dont bite my eyes..bcoz my eyes has hope 2 meet my love....

  • If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it was, and always will be yours. If it never returns, it was never yours to begin with.

  • Our true identity is to love without fear and insecurity. Our higher potential finds us when we set our course in that direction. The power of love and compassion transforms insecurity.

  • The lovely love Theorem - To Love some 1 is madness,2b loved by someone is a Gift,loving some1 who loves u is a duty,but being loved by some1 whom u luv is LIFE.

  • hearts change,i know they do... but this heart will always belong to u...hearts hurt, i know they do... but this heart hurts more without you.....

  • As you continue to send out love, the energy returns to you in a regenerating spiral... As love accumulates, it keeps your system in balance and harmony. Love is the tool, and more love is the end...

  • Doctor's prescription 4 u. A cute little smile 4 breakfast. More laughs 4 lunch. Lots of happiness for dinner. Doctor's fee? An sms when u r free.

  • An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if doctor is cute, forget the fruit.

  • u r genius, ur mind is a master piece.It is divided into left and right.In the left part nothing is right and in right part nothing is left.

  • May God increase ur happiness like prices of petrol, and decrease sorrows like clothes of Bipasha Basu.

  • I m going to give fresh flowers 4 u and 4 ur loving thoughts and prayers to make u lighter and brighter.

  • A boy in love with a girl
    Newton 2nd law of ishq:
    A boy in love with a girl continue to be in love with her
    and
    girl in love with a boy continue to be in love with him,

  • Moods of a Woman:

    An angel of truth and
    a dream of fiction.
    She's afraid of a wasp, she'll scream at a mouse; but will tackle a stranger alone in house.
    Sour as vinegar, sweet as a rose; She'll kiss you one minute, then turn up her nose.
    She'll win you in rage, enchant you in silk; She'll be stronger than brandy, milder than milk.
    At times she'll be vengeful, merry and sad; She'll hate you like poison and love you like mad.

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    Moods of a Man:
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    Hungry,
    Angry,
    Sleepy! :-D :-D

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